Sophia P.
The Ingle Bob Beware of the Ingle Bob,
He turns your days upside down, His hair (I swear) is used toothpaste, And his tongue is salty and brown. Beware of the Ingle Bob, He makes you want to cry, The question you may be asking Is why, OH WHY, OH WHY. It started off when a day was cold, It somehow started to rain, The Ingle Bob got so mad Smoke came out of his ears like the top of a train! Then, the Ingle Bob started changing, His feet turned into cement, His ears decided to turn purple, And his head turned into a tent! Beware of the Ingle Bob, His breath smells really bad, Don’t let him get too crazy, Or else, he will go mad. |
Mr. Bingle Bong
Mr. Bingle Bong is green and lived on Planet Happy
Where they filled the monsters with glee,
So Mr. Bingle Bong came down to Earth
And landed in a tree!
That was Mr. Bingle Bong,
He’s sharp as a tack,
He never ever throws up,
Instead, he coughs up pink pom-poms, hack!
He makes all your days happy,
When he sneezes, out comes rainbow glitter,
He goes on many adventures,
So you should follow him on Twitter!
He has a yellow unicorn horn,
And white fuzz balls in his hair,
He’s very, very happy,
He’ll give you a happy glare!
Mr. Bingle Bong is very nice,
He brightens up your day,
But be very, very careful,
Because he hates Mondays!
Where they filled the monsters with glee,
So Mr. Bingle Bong came down to Earth
And landed in a tree!
That was Mr. Bingle Bong,
He’s sharp as a tack,
He never ever throws up,
Instead, he coughs up pink pom-poms, hack!
He makes all your days happy,
When he sneezes, out comes rainbow glitter,
He goes on many adventures,
So you should follow him on Twitter!
He has a yellow unicorn horn,
And white fuzz balls in his hair,
He’s very, very happy,
He’ll give you a happy glare!
Mr. Bingle Bong is very nice,
He brightens up your day,
But be very, very careful,
Because he hates Mondays!